My Potential Causes of Death

• Cheese
• Just salt in general
• The syrups they put in iced coffee
• Suicidal Ideations
• Inability to commit to any form of exercise
• Charcuterie
• Ignorance
• No desire to stop bad habits
• A penchant for depression
• Champagne overdose
• Unshakable belief that the couch is always the best place to be
• A broken heart
• Coronavirus (And I wish I didn’t have that in the back of my mind, but here we are America. Yes, I was watching Bernie Mac last night. RIP to the god of breaking the 4th wall.)